king:
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y’all still beat your meat? lol
what do u beat
evildoers
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me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally reach my full potential, peak me,
me, on my 20s: i cant wait to die
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listening to your favorite band with your friend
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friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns?
me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans
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I hate looking at old selfies like I really thot I was cute and everyone let me believe it. Fake
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